You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
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Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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