it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
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He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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