this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
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Well I just put wine in my tea
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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