Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
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We had sex on a dog bed..
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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