There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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