I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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