I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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