We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
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Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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