STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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