you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
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This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
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Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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