True but thats because hes a fetus.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
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Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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