there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
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That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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