i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
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Sorry my hands just texted you
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
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I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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