As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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