are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
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Speaking is such a hard concept right now
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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