I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
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She tied me up with her honor cords...
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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