have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
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I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
The power of my boobs compel you
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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