Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
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I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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