I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
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It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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