How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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