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he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
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I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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