Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
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We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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