there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
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i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I need to calm my uterus...
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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