Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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