My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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