You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
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I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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