ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
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She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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