I am puke
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
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we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Reggie can tackle my bush.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
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FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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