they need to just BURY HIM!
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
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Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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