i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
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I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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