I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
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I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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