I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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