i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
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I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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