I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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