i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
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Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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