You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
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we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
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I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
my liver is dry heaving
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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