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the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
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I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
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