I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
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Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
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Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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