I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize