Where are you?
In a non slutty way
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
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It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
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Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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