At least make sure they are 18
Why
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
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On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize