Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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