After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
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I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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