I want you more than these girls want KFC
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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