is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
third nipple confirmed
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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