Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
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I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
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Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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