New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
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Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
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If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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