we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
God, I missed his penis.
why is half of my head shaved?
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