is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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