Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
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I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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